Double Star Fucking

So Corey Haim wanted to be your facebook friend? Oooooh. What a big man you are. Ooooh. You know what? I go drinking with Richard Dreyfus — who if he just heard me call him Richard would say, “What? Talvideleh? I’m some alter kocker? Call me Ricky.”

I go whoring with Brutus the Barber Beefcake. And trust me, in his case “the Barber” isn’t just a nickname.

I kick Taylor Swift’s ass every time we compete in Halo 2: Get Halo’d. Megan Fox makes me kishkes. Kanye West plays pinochle when I tell him too — and it’s never with me because I hate pinochle. Oh yeah, and ‘Ye pronounces pinochle as “pee-no-chlay” — because I told him to say it like that.

So I think I know from Corey Haim you fake-macher pisher.

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One Response to “Double Star Fucking”

  1. H-bomb Says:

    this is the most badass blog I’ve ever read.

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