A Peek Behind the Curtain

We all know that you’ve often wondered, “How does Talvid do it?” Well, there’s no easy answer to that — it’s a bit like asking how a car drives or a spoon spoons. But in the spirit of giving, here’s a transcription of an excerpt from one of Talvid’s famous brain-storming sessions. No guarantees that this method will work for you, but, as you can see, it’s worked wonders for Talvid.

You’ll prolz wanna take notes:

Talvid1 says:

dude, pump the blog. it’s stagnant as a beehatch.

Talvid2 says:

what’s the traffi today>

Talvid2 says:

Huge as yewszjh

Talvid1 says:

been shit for too damn long

Talvid2 says:

it’s the normal midday lag

Talvid1 says:

if we don’t acknowledge this “midday lag”, doth it not exist?

Talvid2 says:

I tried that tactic with you and it didn’t work

Talvid1 says:

good one shecky

Talvid1 says:

you got something stuck in your teeth, bro

Talvid1 says:

it’s my dick

Talvid2 says:

stop stealing my joke of calling people shecky

Talvid1 says:

which would make it pretty small.

Talvid1 says:

but implies that you suck it, regardless of its tinectitude

Talvid2 says:

you’re such an idiot

Talvid2 says:

how could I be essing your dee at the same time as I’m banging your mom?

Talvid2 says:

do the math

Talvid1 says:

it’s called a menage a tree

Talvid2 says:

knock knock

Talvid1 says:

who’s there?

Talvid2 says:

Your mom

Talvid1 says:

my mom who?

Talvid2 says:

Go away I’m banging Talvid!

Talvid1 says:

haha

Talvid2 says:

oooh

Talvid2 says:

ooooh

Talvid2 says:

so goood

Talvid1 says:

when you gonna have something for me to see

Talvid1 says:

jew saving xmas wise.

Talvid2 says:

don;t worry about it

Talvid1 says:

it’s what i do

Talvid2 says:

worry about your own stuff

Talvid1 says:

I worry constantly

Talvid2 says:

is that why your face is like that?

Talvid1 says:

covered in your mother’s woman jizz?

Talvid1 says:

i don’t see a connection.

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One Response to “A Peek Behind the Curtain”

  1. H-bomb Says:

    best one yet.

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