Trip on this

“Hey Jimmy! See that there bull with them big ass horns? Why ‘ont you fix your britches, ‘n saddle up on that Nebraska Longhorn”. -Burt M. Buchanan.
And thus, the sport of Rodeo was born. With an annual revenue of approximately $40 billion USD, the American Rodeo Group is the single most profitable athletic league on earth, trumping even the big four: PBFL (Pro Bass Fishing League), PFPC (People who fly planes around cones), DDTL (The Drunken Dart Throwing League) and the NFL (National Football League). *

Don’t believe everything you read on the internet. Unless you read it here. Then believe the shit out of it.

*I should stop posting while dropping deuce while simultaneously watching Sunday at the Rodeo on TSN.

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